Smart Food

Bさん：「I have heard good things about this Japanese restaurant. What do you think you'll order?」
Zさん："Everything looks so good. But what I won't order is miso, I don't like that flavor. Miso shiru, miso soba, etc. I can tell you I will definitely eat no miso."
Bさん：「... what are you a zombie?」

Jeopardy!

Zさん："On 2/12/21, on the American game show 'Jeopardy!',  the champion's name was John Focht, the guest host was Ken Jennings, and the answer to one of the clues was 'Rock, Paper, Scissors'. John... Ken... what?!? 🤯You can't make this stuff up." 

パイ

Yさん：「So what do you think of the pie? How does it taste?」
Zさん："Very good! Really apple-y!"
Cさん：「アプリ？スマホの味？」

あいにく。。。

Aさん：「My doctor told me that my blood is too unhealthy, and he said I must avoid red meat. But I love meat!」
Zさん："🎵 肉を食べない。あいにく、肉愛！"
Aさん：「Eating only vegetables is boring!」
Zさん："🎵 肉を食べない。あいにく、肉愛！"
Aさん：「What's the point of living a long time if you are miserable?」
Zさん："🎵 肉を食べない。あいにく、肉愛！"
Aさん：「Yeah, yeah, I heard you the first time」
Zさん："🎵 肉を食べない。あいにく、肉愛！"
Aさん：「Wow, you're like a dog with a bone with this thing, which is appropriate I guess because we are discussing meat eating.」