Bread

Aさん：「Aw, man! I just bought this loaf of bread at the supermarket today, and it is already moldy and gross! This is terrible パン！」
Zさん："... well... this sentence is an even worse パン！"
Aさん：「。。。」
Zさん："See what I did there?"
Aさん：「。。。」

A Rose's Nourishment by Any Other Name

Zさん："That's a beautiful flower arrangement!"
Bさん：「Thank you!」
Zさん："So what is that liquid you are pouring on the flowers?"
Bさん：「It's a special solution that has the exact nutrients the flowers need.」
Zさん："So... it's はなみず。"
Bさん： 「... seriously? ...」

Oy Vey!

男："Are you ready for Passover?"
女："Not quite, I have more food shopping to do."

Zさん："... I think that woman is a Jew."
ドナルド："Nah, she's a 七, or 八 tops."
Zさん："Dude, Uncool! What is wrong with you!"

マンジャ、マンジャ

Aさん：「あっ、Zさん、ひさしぶり！元気ですか？」
Zさん："元気だよ！」
Aさん：「ネェネェ、最近、Zさんは旅行しましたでしょう。」
Zさん："そうだよ。イタリアのリゾート。"

ミスタースパーコル：「Mmm... Italian Risotto...」