When and Where

Aさん：「So, which direction do we go?」
Zさん："もうすぐ。"
Aさん：「And when do we leave?」
Zさん："まっすぐ。"
Aさん：「... you're not helping.」

山手線

Zさん："Ok, so I understand where the Yokosuka Line goes, and I understand where the Tokaido Line goes, but where does the Yamanote Line go?”
Aさん：「Around Tokyo. Think of it as the “circle line”」
Zさん：”Heh heh...”

相撲

Aさん：「遠藤！行け！行け！頑張れ！」
Zさん："Ok, so, let me see if I understand this. Endō is the name of the wrestler. Ikimasu is the verb ‘to go’, and, oh!, the imperative form of ikimasu is ‘ike’. Likewise the verb ganbaremasu means ‘to do one’s best’, and the imperative form of that is ‘ganbare’. So altogether, that would be, Mr. Endō, go and go and do your best!”
Aさん：「... you’re not a sports guy are you?」

Small Animals

Zさん：”あっ！見て！５枚の子猫！”
Aさん：「The counter for small animals is 匹。」
Zさん：”So is the counter for hickeys ‘small animal’?”
Aさん：「... what?」