One Hundred Thousand

Zさん："ね、ね、I have a riddle for you."
Aさん：「Oh, here we go...」
Zさん："What do you call a string of 100,000 characters?"
Aさん：「I don't know, what?」
Zさん："十万字。"
Aさん：「Yeah, I didn't like that movie, but I still liked it better than your puns.」

結婚式

プリースト: "... and so, Xさん、Yさん、by the power vested in me, I now pronounce you, husband and wife, you may kiss the bride!"  
Xさん：「夢 indeed!」
Yさん：「Xさん。。。」

Zさん：" *sniff* Sappy puns at weddings always make me cry!"

Fly, Eagles, Fly!

Aさん：「ゴー・イーグルス！」
Zさん："So, the Japanese phrase for football, American not soccer, is アメフト, and the Japanese phrase for 'It's raining' is あめふる。Very similar, right? Well, if you think about it, the financial juggernaut that is the National Football League definitely 'Makes it rain' for many wealthy investors.  Is that a coincidence?"
Aさん：「。。。ゴー・イーグルス！」

How about Friday?

Aさん：「来週、会いましょうか？」
Bさん：「月、火、水、木、忙しいです。金は？」

ミスタースパーコル："Mmm... quinoa..."