Takeout

Zさん："Hey, let's get takeout tonight for dinner.  Are you craving anything in particular?  Chinese? American? Italian?"
Aさん：「How about Cuban?」
Zさん："... so... the ninth restaurant?"

Delicious

Zさん："Wow, that must have been the best sushi I've ever eaten."
Aさん：「Hey, didn't I tell you the sushi at this restaurant is delicious?」
Zさん："Absolutely.  I must say... the horse won."
Aさん：「... horse? ... won?」
Zさん："うまかった。"
Aさん：「。。。」

Laundry

Aさん：「Hey, did you do laundry?」
Zさん："はい、ケンタッキーに洗濯しました。"
Aさん：「。。。the Colonel's chicken with 11 herbs and spices may be delicious, but hardly able to clean clothes.」
Zさん："。。。せんたっきに。。。うるさい。"

Animals

Zさん："ね、ね、I have a riddle for you."
Bさん：「Sounds like fun, what is it?」
Zさん："What do you call it when a rabbit and an eel wear jackets?"
Bさん：「I don't know, what do you call it when a rabbit and an eel wear jackets?」
Zさん："うさぎとうなぎのうわぎ。"
Bさん：「That's so cute, especially considering rabbits and eels have neither the necessity nor the capacity to wear jackets, and furthermore they would look absurd doing so.」
Zさん："... I was going for the random wordplay, but sure ..."