音楽

Zさん："Hey Ken! Hi Kay! ひさしぶり! How have you guys been?"
Ken："Actually we started a musical duo! I play guitar, Kay plays piano, and we both sing."
Kay："That's right.  We call ourselves the 'Kay-Ken Experience'."
Zさん："So... けいけん...けいけん?"

Document

Aさん：「Hey, Zさん, I just received a document containing the second quarter financial statement. You know Louie Tanaka in accounting, right? Do me a favor and show Louie the document.」
Zさん："Show Louie is the document."
Aさん：「。。。」
Zさん："Well it is."

News

Zさん："Have you heard? Our friend Kisha-chan got a job at a newspaper.  Kisha is literally a reporter!"
Aさん：「Of course kisha is literally a reporter.」
Zさん："What?"
Aさん：「What? 」

Taste

Aさん：「What are you cooking?」

Zさん："Well, first I created a soup of pickles, sauerkraut, and うめぼし.  Then I poured that soup into a pie shell and baked it.  I call the whole thing Soup Pie."

Aさん：「...Yes... yes it is.」

Maintenance

Zさん："ね、ね、Why don't Japanese people worry about their machines breaking down?"
Aさん：「I don't know, why?」
Zさん："Because maintenance is いじ!"
Aさん：「ばか。。。つまんない。」
Zさん："いじ。。。わる。"