West Coast Baroque

Bさん： 「I have an idea.  Let's go to a バッ ハ。。。」

Zさん： “Baja California! Yes! The sun! The surf! The awesome weather!”

Bさん：　「。。。J S バッ ハ コンサート。 A performance of “Toccata and Fugue in D Minor"。」

Sometimes Baroque music concerts have a disproportionately large number of surfer dudes in the audience.

Taxi.

Zさん："Hey, get this.  How do you say 'I am a taxi' in Japanese?"
Aさん：「I dunno, how」
Zさん："わたくしはタクシー。"
Aさん：「。。。つまんないつまんない。」

"Ski-ing"

Bちゃん：「Zくん、スキー好き？」

Zくん： “ 'Do I like the mental process of liking'? That raises an interesting philosophical point. Could anyone actually dislike the mental process of liking？ Unless you instead meant 'skiing with skis', but I am not sure how one would go skiing without skis.”

Bちゃん：「ばか。好きじゃない。スキーしない。」

Brangelina

Brad Pitt は 家に帰ります。

Brad: "ただいま"
Angelina: "Hi you!"
Brad: "... um... 女優..."

The Caribbean

Zさん："Did you hear?  There was an outbreak of a new strain of chicken pox on several Caribbean islands.  Over 10,000 infected."
Aさん：「Wow.  So that means...」
Zさん："Yup, 一万... itchy...mon."

ゴミ

ごみがある。

Bさん：「ごみを出してください。」

Zさん： “Yeah, that is one of those few things in life that is both 臭い and 面倒くさい.”