てs

Bさん：「ゴミいっぱい。捨ててください。」

Zさん：”That word has too many てs. We should throw one away.”

Bさん：「。。。」

One

Cさん：「Zさん、... is your... sister... 独身？」
Zさん："What?"
Cさん：「... your sister... 独身？」
Zさん："I don't understand."
Cさん：「is she... ah! シングル」
Zさん："You know, 99% of people over the age of 50 have the virus that causes Shingles already inside them."
Cさん：「ハッ」

 

Suffixes

５歳：かわいい、明ちゃん！

１７歳：頑張れ、明くん！

３５歳：ごくろさま、明さん！

６２歳：どもありがとうございます、明さま！

８５歳：かわいい、おじいちゃん！

Many Sighs

Zさん：”最初、最近、最後、最低、最悪、最上、最下、最高、最前、so many *sigh* vocabulary words!”

Aさん:「I see what you did there! Although technically that is a ため息。」

Zさん：”。。。”

Pay the Bill

Aさん：「I like the dating scene, you know, dating different women. What I don’t like is having to pay the check at each restaurant.」

Zさん：”You know what they say, you can’t spell Kanojo without Kanjo.”

The Golden Girls

Zさん：”Remember that old American TV show ‘The Golden Girls’, about the foibles of a group of elderly ladies? The acronym for that show would of course be The GG, but I think a better one would be The バーバー。”

Butterfly

Zさん："Where do butterflies keep all their friends' email addresses?"
Aさん：「I don't know, where?」
Zさん："アドレス蝶。"