An Acquired Taste

Zさん：”That pasta you made was delicious. What’s your secret?”

Aさん：「にんにく」

Zさん：”What are you, a cannibal?”

Round Numbers

Zさん：”How do you say ellipsis in Japanese?”

Aさん：「十万一千十。」

Zさん：”… well said my man…”

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分かった？😉

Beyond The Meanings

Aさん：”In English, ‘cold’ means both illness & freezing. In Japanese, かぜ means both illness & wind. I wonder if there’s a third language that has a word that means both freezing & wind.”

Zさん：”Frind? No, wait, weezing!”

Quite a Dish

Zさん：”Hi, I’m Z, nice to meet you.”

Bさん：「I’m B, nice to meet you too.」

Zさん：”Are you, you know, single?”

Bさん：「未婚です。」

ミスタースパーコル:「Mmm みかん」

Zさん：”…”

Bさん：「。。。」

Absurd? Yes

Aさん：「シリツソンシリツソンシリツソン」

Zさん：”Can you translate that into English?”

Aさん：「Iil1!Iill!|Iil1!|Iil!li1|」

Smooch

テレビ：「新しいコンピュータ、新しいスマホ、新しいテレビ、バーゲンです！安いです！買いましょう！

キャンペーン中！」

Zさん：”So my Sweetie is going to drink bubbly wine then give me a smooch?”

Kumbaya

Zさん：”What would you call it if we sat in circle around a campfire with some Japanese people and sang Kumbaya?”

Aさん：「I don’t know.」

Zさん：”私たちフィーリー。”