料理

Bさん：「What a lovely dinner!  Thank you for cooking for me.」
Zさん："Well... you know... I'm not really a very good cook..."
Bさん：「Oh, you!」
Zさん："... お湯さえ沸かせない。"
Bさん：「... what an endearing combination of false modesty and bad puns...」

Binge Watching

Zさん："Whatcha doin'?"
Aさん：「Binge watching Hitchcock movies.  Currently watching 'Psycho'.」
Zさん："That's a classic! それだいすき！'Psycho'は最高!"
Aさん：「... a valid if pointless tautology.」